Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Marriage Proposals in MATRIMONIALS..... Real Life Jokes :)




Collection of some of the girls profile

Case No. (1)   
     
       Hello To Viewers My Name is Sowmya, I am single i dont have male, If
       any one want to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good
       education but i working all field in Bangalore. If u like me u
       welcome to my heart... when ever u whant to meet pls visit my resident
       or send u letter..
       

       Thanks
       yours Regards  Sowmya ~*~
       (Truly yours)

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Case No. (2)
    
       I want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state
       she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework

       Ultimately what is the Homework???...... : )

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Case No. (3)

       I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I
       love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love.
       I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i. Because i
       love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on
       .........hold my hand forever !!!

       The Dilwale Dulhaniya effect      : )





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Case No. (4)

       I want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but
       while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast

     
(By not wearing his Jeans?  : )   )
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       HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO
       LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL
       MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY
       THEY ARE
       1. THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.
       2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION
       3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE
THEM LOUGH..

       (all of us are loughing {laughing})
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       whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone
       groom and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he
       would be called the man of the lamp

       (I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants)
       Infact she doesn't know wat she wants ?.. ? A LAMP ? ?
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       i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I
       love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok

       (I am again clueless but I liked the use of 'ok'. The person is
       Suffering from 'Ok-syndrome')

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       iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and father &
       Mother. sister completely married

       (somebody please explain how to get married completely'?)
       ( Confused ????? )

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       my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me
       pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes

       Height of desperation!
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       iam kanandevi. i do own businas.one sistar.he was marred.

       (No comments)
       (Plz for gods sake ask somebody's help in framing sentence )
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       hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily.
       i divorced my first husband. his charactor is not good'. i expect the
       good minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other
       caste accepted ....

       (but credit cards not accepted..???)
       (Perhaps Debit Cards accepted ?.. Clean Habit's??????? Is there
       anything like that.)
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       I am Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social
       service.

       Zebra..???)
       (Gosh!!!!!!!! she knows her heart color
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Just Laugh at It.  : )

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